The Monkey Dog That’s More Work Than You’d Expect

With their shaggy coat and expressive monkey-like faces, Affenpinschers certainly look like fun little dogs. But behind that amusing appearance lies a breed that needs a lot more upkeep than their size suggests.

Also known as the “Monkey Terrier”, the Affenpinscher originated in Germany several centuries ago to hunt rodents. Their compact build and harsh coat made them well-suited for ratting in stables and homes. That wiry, unruly fur that protected them while hunting mice, however, now makes grooming a chore for Affenpinscher owners today.

While less than a foot tall and weighing just 7-10 pounds, Affenpinschers require regular brushing multiple times per week to prevent painful mats from forming in their dense coat. Their rough texture also means frequent bathing every couple of weeks, as dirt easily becomes trapped in the strands. And without regular trimming, their facial hair can completely obscure their vision.

Beyond that high-maintenance coat, Affenpinschers can be a handful in other ways too. Though small, they have a bold and feisty personality – “big dog in a little body” is an apt description. Their hunting past means they are constantly on alert and may bark persistently at any perceived threat or noise.

Without proper training, Affenpinschers can become quite territorial and aggressive with strangers or other animals. Early socialization is a must for this breed. Their protective and stubborn nature also makes housebreaking a challenge.

And while energetic and playful, Affenpinschers are prone to multiple health issues like hip dysplasia, luxating patellas, and heart conditions that require regular vet monitoring and expenses. Between special diet requirements, medication costs, and treatment for any injuries incurred from their bold antics, these little dogs often have hefty pet care bills.

Now you may be thinking at this point – the Affenpinscher sounds like more trouble than they’re worth! But devoted Affen owners say the breed’s spunky personality and comedic antics outweigh the grooming headaches and training challenges.

Tips for Maintaining Your Monkey Dog

If you’re up for the responsibility of owning this active and free-spirited breed, here are some tips to make their care a bit easier:

  • Brush thoroughly at least three times per week. Use a slicker brush and metal comb to reach deep into their harsh coat and prevent mats from forming close to the skin.
  • Plan to visit the groomer every 6-8 weeks. Keep their fur trimmed neatly around the eyes and muzzle so it doesn’t impede their vision and eating. Also have their fur clipped short occasionally for manageability.
  • Bathe monthly. Use a moisturizing dog shampoo to clean dirt from their coat without stripping healthy oils. Dry thoroughly afterwards.
  • Train consistently. Start socialization and obedience training early and practice daily 5-10 minute sessions. Praise and reward desired behaviors.
  • Provide organized outlets for digging and chewing. Give them a sandbox to dig in and safe chew toys to satisfy these innate urges.
  • Consider pet insurance. It can help cover bills if any health issues emerge. Read the policy carefully.
  • Child-proof your home. Keep harmful objects like choking hazards or toxic substances out of reach since Affenpinschers explore with their mouths.
  • Secure your yard. Their prey drive compels them to escape and chase small animals. Use underground fencing if needed.

While Affenpinschers do require more effort than a short-haired lapdog, their affectionate and comical nature makes most owners feel the work is fully worthwhile. With proper training, socialization, exercise and grooming routines, the Affenpinscher can be a delightful addition to an active household.

Just be sure you’re prepared to put in the time and care this feisty monkey dog needs! Their maintenance may be high, but so is their entertainment value.